14
2026 · AI
The Agents Are Coming
Industry predictions about autonomous agents
Agents would end search optimization.
Listen to Track 14 · Electronic art-rock · 1:30
Read the lyrics
[Verse]
The agent booked a table,
The agent made a call.
The keynote said the little shops
Would never need us all.
I asked it for a plumber,
It asked me where I lived.
Then read the hours and the reviews
And chose a name to give.
[Chorus]
The agents are coming,
Better leave the porch light on.
Put the right name on the doorway,
Tell them where the shop belongs.
A different hand can turn the key—
There’s still a business here to see.
[Verse]
We made the hours easy,
We made the prices clear.
We put the things a person needs
Where someone else could hear.
The future pulled into the drive,
The owner opened up at five.
A new machine had found the way;
A human had a bill to pay.
[Final chorus]
The agents are coming,
Let them find the work we do.
Keep the details clean and honest—
Someone’s looking out for you.
A different hand can turn the key—
There’s still a business here to see.
Coroner’s report
Agents still need sources, business details and trust signals. Adobe closed its Semrush acquisition to compete in SEO and emerging AI discovery.
The evidence: Adobe’s Semrush deal closed Apr 28, 2026, for $1.87 billion.
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